1001 Paperclips by Chad Schomber

1001 Paperclips by Chad Schomber

The Black Toothpick of God

An essay by Chad Schomber

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Jun 13, 2025
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There’s a moment just before a pencil breaks that you can feel. A soft give. Like a knee buckling before it hits gravel. You don’t always notice it in time. But the Ticonderoga #2, black casing, knows. That pencil doesn’t snap. It grits. It groans. It bears the pressure of generations of math tests and passive-aggressive grocery lists and phone numbers …

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